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The Adventures of Drunie, The Flying Space Ninja Toilet

Once upon a time... in the very far off and super Milky Way Galaxy, there lived a space ninja. He wasn’t just any space ninja, though. He was actually a flying magic space ninja toilet! His name was Drunie.

He had dark blue and green polka dots. His favorite thing to drink was Dunkin Donuts coffee, with just a little bit of cream and sugar. He liked eating Milky Way candy bars that floated around in space in the Milky Way. Drunie lived in two places. He had a giant chair that floated randomly in space, and a condo in China because he liked to eat Chinese food.

Every day Drunie would wake up, have his coffee, eat a Milky Way candy bar, and brush his turquoise mohawk. He liked to go jump on asteroids. When he would get really excited water would splash out of him.

One day, Drunie decided to go find a friend, because floating around in space, though very fun, was also very lonely. The first place he went was his condo in China. He thought, “Maybe I can find a friend here.” He wandered out into the street and saw lots of people, and kind of got overwhelmed. So, he popped into the Sink Store, and standing there, looking ever so lonely just like him, was this awesome sink. His name was Bob. He was red with purple polka dots. He was also covered in rust.

Drunie said to Bob, “You look lonely, I’m lonely too. Would you be my friend?”

“Only if you help me find a light bulb for my friend TL, the lamp,” Bob said.

“Of course I will help you find a light bulb!” Drunie said.

They left the sink store and traveled to the sun, because that’s where all of the best light bulbs came from.

They got into their space ship and waited in three hours of traffic.

But when they finally got to the sun, there were ninjas guarding the light bulb store! These weren’t just any space ninjas, though. They were chicken alien space ninjas! And they all had different patterns of stripes on their chicken alien space ninja wings. They all had the same name. It was Donut. Except the leader’s name was Frank.

Bob and Drunie walked up to the space ninja chicken aliens, and asked, “Can we PLEASE have a light bulb?”

All the Donuts replied together, “NO!!! You cannot have a light bulb!”

“Why?” asked Bob and Drunie. “We just want one.”

Frank answered, “Why do you need a light bulb? You’re a toilet and a sink!”

Dr. Macintosh - The Awkward Horse Dentist and His Crazy Adventures

Dr. Macintosh was a horse dentist, who ate too many egg shells. He was an awkward horse dentist, that is why he ate too many egg shells. Dr. Macintosh wore a pink lab coat with a picture of himself eating egg shells. The coat smelled like egg shells. Dr. Macintosh also wore a purple cowboy hat and high purple cowboy boots. Every day Dr. Macintosh woke up and ate a fresh barrel-load of egg shells. His wife, Mrs. Macintosh, had to wake up at 6:30 every morning to crack all of his egg shells.  Mrs. Macintosh had puffy, crazy white hair and for Halloween she always went as Frankenstein’s bride.

One day Dr. Macintosh went out for his daily visit to all of the horses in Las Vegas.

“Have fun with the horses!” yelled Mrs. Macintosh.

The first horse Dr. Macintosh went to visit was named Rex. He had a thousand teeth. Dr. Macintosh had a crazy idea, he told Rex to go eat a lot of Tootsie Rolls and his teeth would fall out. Rex the horse did not like this idea so he ran into a wall and knocked all of his teeth out.

“Now you’ve done it,” said Dr. Macintosh, “you have no teeth.”

“Rrrbrbbbrbbbrr,” mumbled Rex, because now he had no teeth.

“Now we have to go to Hong Kong,” said Dr. Macintosh, “to the only place that makes horse dentures, Horse Mart.”

Dr. Macintosh and Rex went back to the house to get Mrs. Macintosh, the invisible airplane and the monkey, Goulo, who was the pilot. Goulo wore a monkey pilot suit with diamonds that spelled out his name all over. They all got on the invisible airplane and arrived in Hong Kong two hours later. Then they had to take a train forty miles to Burglar Street, where Horse Mart was located.

When they got to Horse Mart they discovered that there were no more horse dentures. 

826 does Pitchfork (Part II)

This summer, a handful of students (ages 10-12) who are also budding rock and roll journalists made their way to the Pitchfork Music Festival in order to interview some of the biggest names in the indie music world. We'll be updating the Writing Gallery over the coming weeks with interviews they conducted with Best Coast, Surfer Blood, Beach House, Sleigh Bells, El-P and Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon.

This week, we bring you PART II of an interview with Charles from Broken Social Scene.

826CHI: How do you find your inspiration. Like when you write a song, do you find inspiration before? Or does it just come to you? How do you find it?

BSS: Inspiration is sneaky. Sometimes, um, sometimes it comes before. Sometimes it comes during, while you’re writing the song, and sometimes it comes—and then you listen to it, and then it tells you something about yourself. You didn’t really see it before. You were just making music, and then when you listened to the music afterwards, you see something about yourself. And so it’s like the inspiration comes either before, during, or after. Inspiration is something you can’t put your finger on, and if you try formulas, then often you lose. You just have to be open to inspiration all the time. I like that question.

826CHI: Um, have you ever played a venue in Chicago? Or is this your first time?

BSS: Oh, I’ve played lots of venues in Chicago. The Metro. The Empty Bottle. Where else? Um, what’s that one? I can’t remember. I play in Chicago many times. I think the first time I played in Chicago was in 1996, which is when you were born? How old are you?

826CHI: 1998.

BSS: So I’ve been coming to Chicago for a long time.

826CHI: When you tour Chicago, have you ever eaten at Pizzeria Uno?

BSS: Pizzeria Uno? I’ve eaten pizza here, but I can’t remember all the names. Maybe I did, maybe when I had delicious, famous Chicago-style pizza, that was pizzeria Uno?

826CHI: That could be it. It might be Connies. Or Giordanos.

BSS: Okay. I don’t know.

826CHI: How did you get interested in making music?

BSS: How did I get interested in making music? I think I started by being interested in listening to music. I listened to a lot of music when I was young, when I was a kid. And I, uh, and then. uh, somebody gave me a guitar and taught me a couple chords, taught me a couple songs I liked, and it was fun. And I just kept going with it. And I kept learning more and more songs that I liked. And then I found writing with other people really fun, too. It’s kinda like making friends but instead of talking you’re playing notes to each other.

826CHI: Do you have a favorite city, state, or country to visit while on tour?

BSS: Um, Chicago is one of my favorite cities.
826CHI: And why?

BSS: We recorded our last album in Chicago and spent a lot of time here. And, uh, there is a lot of good bands from Chicago. There are a lot of good people in Chicago. There’s a lot of good neighborhoods in Chicago. I think Chicago is a good city. A lot of cities in America are turning into nothing but suburbs, you know? Like suburbs become the city and there’s nothing downtown? Chicago has a healthy downtown, and I like that about a city.

826CHI: Um, when is your newest album coming out?

BSS: Our album came out in May! Where you been? Well, we have, um, let’s see, we have a bunch of leftover songs. We made the record, the record is fourteen songs, but while we were recording it we actually recorded close to forty songs. So we’re probably going to arrange some of those other songs.

826CHI: Okay, what’s your favorite song out of those forty songs?

BSS: That’s like asking what your favorite child is. They’re all great in their own way. I think if I could pick one, I would say there’s a song called “Sentimental Exes.”

826CHI: How long did it take for you to make one of your albums. Any one.

BSS: The one we just did took a year. We started in May last year and it came out in May this year. So we were working on it every day, of course. We would work on it for two weeks, take a break for two weeks, work on it two weeks. So it took a year, beginning to end.

826CHI: What’s the biggest thing your band’s had to sacrifice because of going on tour and things like that? Being so famous…what’s the biggest thing?

BSS: Um, for me? Personally, it’s time with my family. I have two little kids who are four and six years old. And I love to spend time with my kids. So it’s hard for me to leave my family to go on tour. But on the other hand, when I’m home, I get to spend a lot of time with them ‘cause I don’t have a day job. So it’s a little bit of give and take. But I think the biggest sacrifice is…um…
Patrick: One minute warning. Ask your last questions.

BSS: Uh oh. Pick your favorite.

826CHI: Alright. What is your favorite cartoon character?

BSS: My favorite cartoon character is…this is a good one. Itchy. Like Itchy and Scratchy? From “The Simpsons?”

826CHI: Oh yeah! That’s a good one. How have you been enjoying yourself at Pitchfork?

BSS: Immensely.

826CHI: What do you like better? Canadian—

BSS: Let’s get political here.

826CHI: Okay. What made you want to write a song about the G-20 Summit?

BSS: Wow. Thank you. The G-20 Summit was in our hometown, in Toronto, and we were away for it. And while we were away the G-20 happened, and we didn’t recognize our city. We were watching it on TV, we were watching it on YouTube, and we were watching all this footage, and it was just like something horrible was happening. The police were acting very badly, in my opinion.

826CHI: Could you explain—sorry to interrupt you—but could you explain what the G-20 Summit is?

BSS: It’s all the world—20 somewhat arbitrary leaders get together and basically talk about economics in the world and try to come up with strategies and plans but, um.

826CHI: But you say the police were acting badly, but don’t you think the protestors were too? They were smashing windows and burning things. Don’t you think they were bold...

BSS: Yes, but the thing is, when the protestors were smashing the windows, the police weren’t doing anything. And when protestors weren’t doing anything, the police were arresting them.

826CHI: Oh, man.

BSS: So the police weren’t doing their job when they should’ve, and then they were arresting people and abusing them when they shouldn’t. And the other thing is, most the protestors, although they were vandalizing, they were smashing windows. They weren’t being violent. There’s a difference between vandalism and violence. Nobody was getting hurt. They were doing economic damage. But the police were beating people up; the police were hurting people. The protestors were hurting stuff. There’s a big difference for me.

826CHI: Okay.

BSS: Thank you! I have time for one more.
Patrick: You have time for one more?

BSS: I don’t know what I’m doing next. I’m enjoying this. Go ahead, is this a yes or no question?

826CHI: Yes. Well, kind of. Do you like Canadian bacon or American-style bacon better?

BSS: (laughs) That’s great, that’s great, save the best for last. In Canada, Canadian bacon is called pemale bacon. It’s not called Canadian bacon. Pemale bacon. And I prefer regular bacon.

826CHI: Yeah, there we go! Thank you so much!

BSS: Thank you so much! That was my favorite interview of the day. Nice work!

826 does Pitchfork (Part I)

This summer, a handful of students (ages 10-12) who are also budding rock and roll journalists made their way to the Pitchfork Music Festival in order to interview some of the biggest names in the indie music world. We'll be updating the Writing Gallery over the coming weeks with interviews they conducted with Best Coast, Surfer Blood, Beach House, Sleigh Bells, El-P and Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon.

This week, we bring you PART I of an interview with Charles from Broken Social Scene.

826CHI: Before you started your band, um, what group or band did you listen to most?

BSS: Huh. That’s a good question. My influences.

826CHI: Yes.

BSS: Well, I listened to a lot of different kinds of music. I listened to classical music, I listened to reggae, I listened to jazz, I listened to blues, I listened to a lot of different rock, I listened to heavy metal—are you getting all this?

826CHI: Is there any one band in particular that you liked the best?

BSS: Um, I think Yo La Tengo is probably my favorite band right now, and they have been for a long time.

826CHI: And why did you listen to them so much? Why did you like them so much?

BSS: They have a real variety in their music. They have really loud songs, they have really peaceful songs, they have, um, they just have such a broad spectrum. And they can be really noisy and really, um, dissonant and aggressive, but then they can be so peaceful and beautiful and, um, I think it’s sort of—it’s almost like everything that happens in life. You have all these different emotions and they have a song for all of them.

826CHI: Alright, um, what are the main musical instruments you use in your songs?

BSS: Another good question. Uh, for one thing, we all play a lot of different instruments, and it’s enjoyable to, um, to use your different talents, you know? I play trumpet, I play guitar, I play bass, I play a little bit of keyboards, as well. And, um, I like to use the different sounds of the different instruments because they express different feelings.

826CHI: And I’m sorry, I forgot to ask, did Yo La Tengo, did that band influence your music?

BSS: Yes.

826CHI: Um, did you all play—in a recording studio I could see how you’d all play—you could play the trumpet at one point and then you could go on a play something else, but when you’re on stage can you use every one?

BSS: Exactly, when we’re in the recording studio, a lot of the times we’re making the songs up as we go along, so we’ll start by recording the drums and guitar, and then we’ll listen back to it and say, “Ah, we’ll come up with a bass line and record the bass line.” And then record some keyboards, and the song kind of goes naturally like that. And then when it comes time to play it live, we have to figure out how to play it all together. So it’s like we have to relearn how to write the songs that we wrote.

826CHI: Um, how do you feel about playing in front of thousands of people?

BSS: Thousands? Am I gonna play in front of thousands of people?

826CHI: Hundreds…fifties…a bunch of people.

BSS: Uh, I feel honored. I feel honored to play in front of thousands of people. I think one of the biggest gifts that you can give somebody is your attention. It’s like they’re all giving me a gift. They’re all giving me their attention for a little while. And I think that that’s a very generous thing for that many people to do.

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