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I Wrote About a Tutor

April 29th, 2013

Dear Jordan,

I miss you. You are nice. I want you to really, really be my brother. You are smart. What is your favorite food? What is your favorite fruit? Where are you from? When is your birthday? What is your favorite thing to do?

My favorite fruit is strawberry. My favorite food is pizza, and ice cream is my favorite dessert. My favorite things to do are drawing and coloring because I like to draw. I’m trying to do my best to draw. Coloring has pictures to color or you could color an open picture that you draw. 

I want to meet you and visit you a lot of times. I love you so much! I’m glad! Thank you!

Sincerely,
Britney G.

25 Seconds to Eat the Whole Pie

March 14th, 2013

One day, a man named Perry was juggling and he was really good so he won $50,000. When he was relaxing he said, "Make me a coconut cream pie." When Perry needed something, he would whistle really hard. It took 25 seconds to eat the whole pie.

A Jumpy Situation

February 14th, 2013

Kait and Patrick are wanted all around the world. Kait has brown curly hair and is tall. She loves to wear boots because inside her boots are secret weapons. One of them is a lasso that electrifies the people it touches and puts them to sleep. Patrick has black hair like the Beatles. He is extremely tall. He likes to wear his tuxedo. He puts on a little fake beak, turns into a penguin, and that's his disguise. They have stolen golden jewelry, silver swords, golden jackets and other golden and silver things. They also stole the Leaning Tower of Pisa (no pizza, people. There isn't any pizza anything. They're full of bolonga), the Marilyn Monroe statue, and the Golden Toilen of Victory.

However, today they're about to steal the Statue of Liberty. They are in a building next to it where they can see where they are going to go. I feel sorry for her. For all the years after the U.S. was founded, she has been standing. She might be sweating because of the sun, especially because of her clothes. They're made of metal. Who wears that today?

Anyway, the police come with the army, cards, K-9 dogs, helicopters, and their mascot, Cody the coyote. However, Kait was about to shoot Patrick with a gun that makes things grow big. Her plan was to make Patrick into a giant to grab the lady with B.O. problems and go to space so they can never be found. Right before Kait shoots Patrick, the police come and both of them jump out the window. They see that Kait and Patrick are on a trampoline that had been left there in the garbage by someone, and Kait and Patrick went up and down.

The police finally stop them from jumping and take them away. Instead of going to jail, they clean Liberty's B.O. At least people don't run away from New York. To clean the B.O., they use 10 million car fresheners for each underarm and make her a green umbrella, the same color as her face, to block the sun.

If the President Was a Robot

November 16th, 2012

The President was a robot controlled by a masked kitten riding a gila monster.

He said, “All kitties get a credit card, and they can buy the sun, so they can cuddle around it. “

Papa’s Pet Shop was attacked by kitties. They wanted to liberate the other kittens who were in cages. The kitties freed the kittens, then they all tied up Papa, and they threw him in the closet. They all left the Pet Shop and they went back to the White House, and then the President said that every single person who had a house had to leave and let the kittens live there.

The dogs thought it was not fair, so they pilfered a telescope and spied on the President. He was sitting in his chair talking to a kitten in a duck costume. Then they saw a kitten come out of his head. And then they knew that they would have to do something. If not, the cats would control the world forever!

Then the chihuahuas stole a submarine and went underwater ten-million-thousand feet. There was a sunken ship. They went through a mammoth hole, and there was the President’s brain. It looked like a new brain. Then they put it in the President’s head. The President turned from robot to human. Then, an angler fish started chasing them, and tried to eat them. The cats were riding catfish, and the dogs jumped off the dogfish and started running away.